Kevin Rudd while he is probably Intoxicated
and Ogling some poor strippers bootay in NYC
I am absolutely shocked, my fellow Australian thoroughbreds.. shocked and flabbergasted..
There has been an absolute furore about Kevin Rudd, our (hopefully) soon to be new Prime Minister, going to a New York strip club while intoxicated 4 years ago.
Yes, thats right.. 4 years ago. I can't believe it has taken the Australian media 4 whole years to take this man to task for his diabolical actions.
What was he thinking? What a pervert this man is!
How dare he think he can just brush this all under the rug and pretend to the Australian public like this never happened.
Do you hear me Kevin Rudd!! We have a RIGHT to know that you like to look at semi-naked women while slightly inebriated! A GOD GIVEN RIGHT!!
I am just astounded at his testicular fortitude.. his balls if you will, to think he could get away with such a heinous act.
Kevin, I am ashamed of you. Only the rest of the men in the world may stare at boobs. Not you. Only every single other person in the world may enter a strip club, sit down, buy a $12 beer and focus firmly on the dancers eyes and pretend like the rest of them is fully clothed. Only mankind (and not you) may pay $35 each (with a bunch of friends) for a private show and have the stripper tell them that she is from Canada and then have her tell them that they may sniff their underwear after she has flung it at them if they want (and one of the friends may do just that..)
Just remember this Kevin Rudd, you must have no penis to run this country, must never have fun, must sit on the fence and not show any sign of humanity, of dignity, of compassion for your friends who you MUST abandon OUTSIDE of ANY strip club (especially ones in New York). This is what it takes to run Australia into the ground! This is what it takes to be the Prime Fucking Minister of Australia!!
There has been an absolute furore about Kevin Rudd, our (hopefully) soon to be new Prime Minister, going to a New York strip club while intoxicated 4 years ago.
Yes, thats right.. 4 years ago. I can't believe it has taken the Australian media 4 whole years to take this man to task for his diabolical actions.
What was he thinking? What a pervert this man is!
How dare he think he can just brush this all under the rug and pretend to the Australian public like this never happened.
Do you hear me Kevin Rudd!! We have a RIGHT to know that you like to look at semi-naked women while slightly inebriated! A GOD GIVEN RIGHT!!
I am just astounded at his testicular fortitude.. his balls if you will, to think he could get away with such a heinous act.
Kevin, I am ashamed of you. Only the rest of the men in the world may stare at boobs. Not you. Only every single other person in the world may enter a strip club, sit down, buy a $12 beer and focus firmly on the dancers eyes and pretend like the rest of them is fully clothed. Only mankind (and not you) may pay $35 each (with a bunch of friends) for a private show and have the stripper tell them that she is from Canada and then have her tell them that they may sniff their underwear after she has flung it at them if they want (and one of the friends may do just that..)
Just remember this Kevin Rudd, you must have no penis to run this country, must never have fun, must sit on the fence and not show any sign of humanity, of dignity, of compassion for your friends who you MUST abandon OUTSIDE of ANY strip club (especially ones in New York). This is what it takes to run Australia into the ground! This is what it takes to be the Prime Fucking Minister of Australia!!
J HOWARD THE R33L DE4L
John Howard, I salute thee for a job well done!
God Bless Australia and its anti strip club ways.
/me wipes a tear from his eye..
John Howard, I salute thee for a job well done!
God Bless Australia and its anti strip club ways.
/me wipes a tear from his eye..
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